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To unlock Year 4, please review and accept the following terms:

Article 1

Niraj is always right. Even when you think he's wrong, he's probably still right. It's just science.

Article 2

Any fries, nuggets, or snacks you order automatically come with a 30% Niraj tax. Non-negotiable.

Article 3

You agree that Niraj's music taste is better and his playlists are superior. No skipping allowed.

Article 4

All of Niraj's hoodies are considered shared property. What's his is ours, what's yours is also ours.

I accept my fate and all consequences

Official Hair Audit

Who has the better curly hair?

Hitakshi

VS

Niraj

Choose wisely. This is being recorded.

Initiating comprehensive personality analysis...

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Scanning for red flags...

YOUR 2025 WRAPPED

3 Years and I'm Still Obsessed

Top Person Hitakshi ☁️

Time Together 3 Years

Vibe Status Immaculate ✨

Love Level Off The Charts 📈

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Hitakshi, will you be my Valentine?

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Happy 3rd Anniversary, love.
Here's to Year 4 and beyond ✨

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